Stocks down after failed jump

Austrian daredevil Baumgartner was forced to abort his planned jump down to earth from space sending stocks tumbling. The S&P 500 fell 0.99% to 1441.

Stocks down

Stocks were down slightly today as investors had the sniffles. The S&P 500 fell 0.35% to 1456.

Stocks rally

Stocks were up today after a parrot-headed dinosaur fossil was found. The S&P 500 was up 0.36% to 1451.

Stocks rebound

Stocks rebounded today after the Hubble telescope captured groudbreaking images of the universe. The S&P 500 finished up 0.96% to 1447.

Stocks fall again

Stocks fell for the 3rd day in a row after investors had trouble sleeping. The S&P 500 finished the day down 0.57% to 1433.

Stocks fall

Stocks have fallen after it was revealed that the world could face a bacon shortage next year. The S&P 500 fell 1.05% to 1441.

Stocks slip

Stocks slipped today after someone forgot to dry the floor. The S&P 500 fell 0.22% to 1456.