Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Stocks down after failed jump

Austrian daredevil Baumgartner was forced to abort his planned jump down to earth from space sending stocks tumbling. The S&P 500 fell 0.99% to 1441.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Stocks down

Stocks were down slightly today as investors had the sniffles. The S&P 500 fell 0.35% to 1456.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Stocks rally

Stocks were up today after a parrot-headed dinosaur fossil was found. The S&P 500 was up 0.36% to 1451.